Friday, November 29, 2013

Pump Up Songs

So, here we are 2 months away from the Olympics.   Football is in full swing , teams are trying to make last ditch efforts to get into the playoffs.  Hockey is just getting started before it breaks for the Olympics. Basketball has begun and already the Bulls are screwed.

Ok, Wait, I know this is a music page, but today’s post is about songs that are going to pump you up. These are the songs that put you in game mode or fight mode or whatever it is that you want to call it.

I thought of this as I was reading about everyone’s crazy Black Friday shopping plans. I thought, first, No fucking way that I am going to try to go shopping or even worry about shopping today. But then I thought, If I did, what would my soundtrack be?  There is always a soundtrack in my head and I have made numerous CD’s for various events.

I realized that these are the songs that get me pumped up no matter what, and anytime I hear them I am in a good mood, ready to fight. So I decided to call this my pump you up list. Hanz and Franz would be proud.


10. Chelsea Dagger- The Fratellis

So, this song had to make the list. At least my list. The Fratellis are a relatively little known band from Scotland, but everyone in Chicago knows who they are.

This song is the Chicago Blackhawks theme, and everyone who keeps track of hockey has heard it by now. This of course is the reason that I love it and try to play it as much as I can from October through June.

The song starts with just the drums, then adds the bass then guitars. When that isn’t loud enough a scream is added followed by the chorus of du du da du du da du du da du da da.  The lyrics are about a girl, and just simple interactions with her.
It doesn’t seem like much of a song, but when you hear it every time the Hawks score a goal at home, or get a win, after a while it grows on you. This song has the ability to bring strangers together in celebration, even families! (Provided none of them are Red Wings fans)






9. Blitzkrieg Bop – The Ramones

This one sucks you in right away, everyone playing their instruments at full volume and full speed until it drops out to just drums and you get to scream “ay oh let’s go!”

It doesn’t matter what kind of sporting event you are at. Or who the hell you are cheering for, you can’t help but get in the mood to be wild and have fun when you hear this song.

The Ramones truthfully could have just made up every song on this list, because there isn’t a Ramones song that doesn’t get me pumped up and ready to party. But if I had to pick just one, it has to be this one. And come on, everyone knows this song, or at least the chorus.





8. Bro Hymn – Pennywise

This is another hockey song, and it has been used by a few different teams most notably the Anaheim Mighty Ducks. (Quack  Quack Quack Mr. Ducksworth) It has also been used by a number of other sports teams, soccer teams from all over, NFL teams and even La Crosse teams.

It is actually quite a sad story that is associated with this song, as it is about friends of the band who had passed away. No matter which version you listen to you can hear them say someone’s name and tell them that the song is for them.

For me, the song is just another one of those heavy rockers, that has such a powerful bass line that rocks the opening of the song.  My kids cite this as one of their favorites and somehow know a majority of the words. You really can’t go wrong with that






7. Lunatic Fringe- Red Rider

This is probably the quietest song on the list,  yet it still manages to get me pumped up in a way that no other song can.

Lunatic Fringe was used as the pump up song and main battle theme in the movie Vision Quest. Vision Quest is best known for being Madonna’s first movie, but it is really about a High School wrestler. So throughout my many years of wrestling I watched this movie a lot. Never really understanding some of the sex scenes until I was older. Nonetheless I liked the movie.
The song is very simple and very eighties. It begins with just a keyboard until it pumps up to a nice loud point. It has a wicked bass line running through it (I am beginning to see a recurring theme here)  The song has good guitar riffs and a weird ambulance part . The lyrics are not really important or meaningful, but every time I here that song, I am ready to Wrestle. 





6.  I’m Shipping Up To Boston- Dropkick Murphys

This is another hockey song, at least for me it is, but it is used in a variety of sporting events, most of them being in Boston. It was also featured in the movie The Departed.

Surprisingly this is a platinum selling song, and the most widely known song by The Dropkick Murphys.  Of course the song has a very Irish feeling to it. You can’t help but get swept away by the sheer volume that the song opens with. Featuring an accordion and a banjo, (how the fuck can you go wrong) and the lyrics are as simple as they get.

I think what makes this song so great is how simple and how loud it is. This tune seriously makes me want to fight everyone I encounter when I hear it. That is messed up and awesome at the same time




5. Song 2 – Blur

This song has been used just about everywhere, for just about every reason.

It is the coolest Blur song that I know, and I will admit that’s not a big list.  I mean I remember loving the song when I was younger, but as I got older it became a crazy sports anthem.

It starts with a simple guitar, and basically throw away lyrics that make no sense, but for the  chorus, the guitars are screaming and so is the singer. And everyone that hears it can’t help but screaming along WOO HOO right along with it. It sure is a hellof a song.

It is huge amongst soccer fans, so I imagine many a rowdy soccer fights and after game shenanigans have occurred with this song in the background. So grab a pint for this one!!






4. Jump Around- House of Pain

Maybe I am partial to this song because I am from Wisconsin, but, who cares, this song jams and needs no introduction.
The song starts with that awesome Horn intro and you know what’s about to happen after that.  That high pitch shrill that accompanies every line in the song, lyrics that make you get off your ass and demand you to jump. You can feel the angst in every line.

So look I have never personally experienced it, but I have seen it, and heard about it. In between the 3rd and 4th quarters at Badger football games, the place goes nuts. The crazy band the students and even opposing players, everyone is jumping like crazy. So I guess it’s true, When you say Wisconsin You’ve said it all!




3. Welcome to the Jungle - Guns N Roses

This song gets me jacked right from the get go.

The guitar line that opens the song is a classic anthem and the first minute of the song is played at sporting events worldwide.  That riff that builds and builds adding depth and instruments. Axel Rose’s howling then the real song begins.

Welcome to the Jungle is just a classic song and everyone knows it, or has at least heard the opening. I really don’t know what else to say about it other than it is a fucking good pump up song.







2. Sirius – Alan Parsons Project

This is another one from my childhood, and I can’t hear this song without wanting to introduce the  classic Chicago Bulls lineup. 

This one is completely instrumental, but it just gets the blood flowing. It is all pretty much keyboards and synthesizers but it gets the job done completely.

I mean this is the theme song to not one but 2 three peats in basketball. Not to mention a record setting 72 and 10 season.  The Bulls intro was one of the coolest things in sports and to my knowledge one of the first major intros in sports. So in my mind, this is what started it off. I love this jam!!








1.  The Star Spangled Banner – whoever the hell is singing it

So as a Blackhawks fan I am obviously most partial to Jim Cornelison singing it.  But I will take any old version when it comes to getting me pumped up.

This is an odd choice I know, but when you think about it, it makes a lot of sense. I mean, before every sporting event in America this song is played.  I think that is where it started to get me pumped up. Through years of wrestling, before every meet this was the last song we heard. I think another factor was how little I was throughout school, because I was always one of the first guys to have a match.

Obviously I am not in wrestling anymore, but this song still gets me in the mood to wrestle.  Even while sitting at my son’s Christmas concert, when they start doing this song It always gets me going.

There have been many great renditions of this song, and when our nation is at war or in the midst of a National event, people seem to love it even more. So many versions of this have become classics, Whitney Houston, Marvin Gaye maybe even the shitty version by Roseanne. But this one is the good one.









I hope these songs have you pumped up and rip roaring ready to go, Now let’s play ball!!





Thursday, November 28, 2013

Happy Thanksgiving



Happy Thanksgiving Everybody,

Here is a special treat for you, just for today. I hope you enjoy it.








Enjoy the Turkey

Wednesday, November 27, 2013

History Through Music

A Brief History Lesson


One of the things that I love about music is that it can be used as a teaching tool. And although, “I’m just a bill sitting on Capitol Hill” is a cool number, I am not just talking about School House Rock or the Alphabet song.

Music can be the voice for anything; lyrics can tell you stories and can project thoughts and images into the listeners mind just by using the right words and the right colorful language. Sometimes you have to dig deeper than just the lyrics, sometimes the message is hidden underneath the words and you need to actually get out an Encyclopedia or a Dictionary just to understand the true value of what you are listening to.

I will and have in the past admit that I am a pop culture junkie, and I like knowing about current events, or just anything that is going on really. But I like to ask “Why?” as much as I can, and I hope you do to. 

Without sounding like a conspiracy theorist or cynical, I think it is important that people ask “Why?” In my opinion you can watch the news all you want, you can watch CNN or World News or anything like that, but they only have enough time to tell you “what” but hardly ever do they tell us “why”

Ok, enough ranting against the media and questioning authority, today I decided to get down and talk about some songs that teach us about history. Most of these songs name names or tell a few dates but they don’t teach you, so I did the research for you. 

Keep in mind that I am only giving you a brief skim off the top, and if you are intrigued by anything that I tell you about , I implore you to look into it, find out what you can and spread the word. Knowledge is power and without it, we are just funny walking monkeys.

So here we go, 5 songs inspired by historical events……



Sunday Bloody Sunday - U2



The Event-

January 30th 1972

Ok, so this song puts you right in the middle of years of conflict in the former United Kingdom, dating all the way back as far as the 1600’s. Obviously I don’t have the time, and you might not have the patience to read through all of that.  

In a nutshell, I will get you caught up to speed where the song is.  At one point all of Ireland was part of the United Kingdom,  The British Empire was a powerhouse and moving along. Unfortunately The wealth and the industrialism was very much on the Great Britain side of the Irish Sea, Eventually the Irish people were upset enough that in 1922 they left the United Kingdom, but Northern Ireland Stayed as part of the UK.

Fast Forward to the 60’s, Northern Ireland entered a period known as The Troubles. The basis of what was happening was a civil rights movement, that I don’t want to compare to America but if it helps you understand I will. Northern Ireland was predominantly Protestant and The majority of the rest of Ireland was Catholic. In Northern Ireland, the Catholics were discriminated against in a variety of ways mostly through shitty employment and housing.

The biggest thing that was being done was internment without trial, which was allowed by the Special Powers act of 1922 and the Public Order act of 1951 and Operation Demetrius  in 1971. Basically in a nutshell, this meant that if you were protesting or marching or against anything that the Parliament of Northern Ireland deemed true, then you could be fined or imprisoned, and trial was not necessary.

In 1972 things were pretty hot and The Northern Ireland Civil Rights Association put together a march in protest of a lot of things going on especially the number of people being held, which was believed to be over 300 with an additional 7000 being displaced. 

So an estimated 15,000 people showed up for this march and proceeded through the The City of Derry especially into the Bogside neighborhood.  It was there that the First Batallion of the Parachute Regiment of The British Army met up with them.

Through numerous investigations based on witness accounts and evidence what happened next was deemed by British Prime Minister David Cameron as unjustified and unjustifiable.  The British troops opened fire on the unarmed civilians killing 13 of them and injuring another 14. Many of those killed were shot from behind, or at close range in some cases both. Many of the dead were also trying to aid those who had also been shot.

So that was the main event that inspired the song.




The Song-

This is an incredible song and has so many great elements to it. The drumbeat  has its’ own feeling to it, and sounds like a marching anthem that you would take with you into war. War coincidentally is the title of the U2 album that the song is on.

There is a beautiful violin that can be heard throughout the song, played by a man supposedly met on the street that day. The Edge plays a great guitar riff and Bono’s voice rips through it all, growling at points and harmonizing at others he puts together the final piece of the web that really pulls you in. 

The songs lyrics don’t really allude to anything that happened on that particular day other than to say that there were bodies strewn across the street. The song takes a more religious tone at the end, mentioning that we eat and drink while tomorrow “they” die, then of course stating that the real battle just begun to claim the victory Jesus won on Sunday Bloody Sunday. Which is more of a reference to Easter than anything else.

In later years the song has gone on to become an anthem against wars and mainly useless bloodshed, the band alludes to the line “How long must this go on”  In a way of saying things can be resolved peacefully and without war.

 The song was played after 9/11 and in honor of the 2002 Bali bombings.

I think even though it is about an event in Ireland that took place 41 years ago, it still holds a place as an important song about peace and innocence. It’s a song that you wish wouldn’t be needed to remind people of some of the atrocities of war and civil unrest, but inevitably the song will be needed again, until then…















The Wreck of The Edmund Fitzgerald – Gordon Lightfoot


I figured I would take a break from controversial politics and talk about something that just sort of happened, for no major religious or affiliated reason.


The Event -

November 10, 1975

This is one where I could just quote the song and you would have all the details, also, most people from Wisconsin, and especially Sturgeon Bay have heard this song or at least know of it.

The Edmund Fitzgerald was a Great Lakes Freighter that was the largest ship of the Great Lakes when it was launched in 1958 and is still the largest to sink in the Great Lakes.  The mighty freighter would haul Iron Ore from near Duluth Minnesota, to Detroit and Toledo and other industrial towns on the Great Lakes. 

 It was a fast ship setting many haul records and would play music over its intercom when it was going through channels and Rivers, people would love to watch it as it came through their port.

On the night of its last voyage, the Edmund Fitzgerald left Superior Wisconsin and was headed to a steel mill near Detroit. However it got caught up by an early winter storm on Lake Superior, there were high winds and waves that were 35 feet tall. And without rhyme or reason at 7:10 pm the Edmund Fitzgerald sank.

There was no mayday or call of distress, just a simple report of difficulty and taking in some water. There were 29 people in its crew when it went down and no bodies were recovered.  People have examined the ship and no one has been able to set forth a conclusive reason as to why this happened.

The Coast Guard did not respond immediately when another ship called in on behalf of the Fitzgerald. The Coast guard has said they did not consider it urgent. Subsequently all that was recovered that night were pieces of debris and lifeboats.

So that is basically it in a Cliffs Notes version, like I said, most people sort of know the story and here in Sturgeon Bay we get to see these huge ships on a daily basis and sort of sadly  take them for granted.

The Song –

The song reached number 2 on the hot 100 chart in 1976. It has an almost chant like feel to it and the tone climbs up and down throughout the song. 

Gordon Lightfoot wrote it after reading an article about the shipwreck and released it 10 months after the actual event.

The song basically just follows the biographic tale of the last day of the Fitzgerald it adds a few things that were basically Lightfoot’s fiction to liven things up a bit.  He even mentions the aftermath at the Mariners Church in Detroit and the ringing of the church bell 29 times.  The church held a memorial every year with Lightfoot even performing the song there in 1985.

I will tell you that I hadn’t heard the song until I moved to Sturgeon Bay and was enthralled by these giant Freighters and I looked into them and tried to learn what I could. In Sturgeon Bay we still get to see ships that worked side by side with the Fitzgerald and to me that is pretty cool. It is definitely a song worth listening to and you can really feel it during a cold November storm, so try it now while we still have time…












Ohio – Crosby, Stills, Nash & Young



The Event-

May 4th 1970

Ok, so just a warning we are getting back into politics here.

 I think we all know about the Vietnam War and if you don’t you can look that up when you are done reading today’s post. Personally I don’t feel like I can explain it well enough to even paraphrase what happened, but we all know with all wars there are people that are against them and will protest against them.

On the last day of April in 1970 President Nixon let the public know about military operations in Cambodia. 

Most Americans were under the impression that US forces were to be pulling out of combat at that point. 

So obviously this got everyone excited again and people in America were upset with their president and his actions so they began to hold rallies and demonstrations. One of these demonstrations took place at Kent State University in Kent, Ohio.

In downtown Kent people started rioting and vandalizing property beginning around midnight on May 2nd.  Police were called in and bars were closed which actually made the crowd bigger and angrier.  The protestors had no respect for the police and were throwing bottles and swearing at them.

By the morning the Mayor of Kent met with city officials and there were rumors threats that there were revolutionaries hell bent on taking over the city and destroying it. Therefore the mayor called the Governor of Ohio and requested the assistance of the National Guard.  By the time the Guard got there it was too late, buildings were burning  as thousands of demonstrators watched and cheered.

The next day the Governor came to town and said he would not tolerate any of the ongoing events.  He issued a false martial law warning and then put the town under a curfew. That night students gathered and had a sit in in hopes to speak with the mayor, but the National Guard tear gassed them and even stabbed a few with bayonets.

On Monday May 4th the students and protestors began to gather in the commons area of Kent State University, The National Guard was there telling people to leave or face arrest, but no one was interested in leaving. The Guard then tried tear gas, but the wind made it uneffective and people threw  the tear gas back at the soldiers, along with rocks as they chanted “Pigs Off Campus”

So now the Guard had to try something else and began advancing towards the angry mob with their rifles fully bayoneted. This got the protestors to retreat and the Guard continued to stalk the crowd until they got tangled up after heading in the wrong direction The Guard then got into a firing position but never fired, instead headed back to the original site of the protest.

Then the soldiers turned around and began firing at the students. Firing 67 rounds of ammunition in 13 seconds; killing four students and wounding an additional nine. The students were un armed and standing an average of over 345 feet away (That is longer than a football field). The students were unarmed and posed no threats to the soldiers. In fact, two of those killed were not evern protestors and were just walking to class.

Obviously the aftermath was not as bad as it could have been, students and protestors were ready for a war but faculty urged them to leave and not make it any worse, knowing that it would be a slaughter if the students tried to retaliate.

President Nixon seemed to not care, (I don’t know if he really did, but media coverage I have seen of him shows him as a very harsh man) Nixon was even quoted as to calling protestors bums and pawns of foreign communists. Nonetheless, he put together a commission to study the unrest on campuses. That study concluded that

“Even if the guardsmen faced danger, it was not a danger that called for lethal force. The 61 shots by 28 guardsmen certainly cannot be justified. Apparently, no order to fire was given, and there was inadequate fire control discipline on Blanket Hill. The Kent State tragedy must mark the last time that, as a matter of course, loaded rifles are issued to guardsmen confronting student demonstrators.”


The Song-

This is one of my favorite politically charged songs and so worth the listen.  Neil Young wrote the song after reading an article about the incident in Life magazine.  The band quickly learned the song and recorded it live in a few takes. David Crosby was supposedly crying by the end of the recording.

The song was released in June of 1970 and banned from AM radio because of it’s anti-Nixon sentiment. 

The song made the counterculture of America embrace the band as one of their own.

The lyrics are just repetitive, with one verse and one chorus repeated in various fashions, but the guitar riff pulls you in write away and you know you are about to hear something special. The song opens on the line  “ Tin soldiers and Nixon coming”  and repeats the line Four Dead in Ohio throughout the final fade out.

At the time when it came out it needed no explanation as the event was still fresh in everyone’s mind. The song just sort of evoked all the feelings that people had following the incident.  Some people thought that the song was just a capitalistic venture to make money on death and Neil Young even commented to that irony in 1976. 

Either way the song makes you feel something, and often when you combine it with imagery creates anger….













As hard as it is to move on after seeing those images, I have to. Sadly  I move to another politically and racially charged event. Please stay with me though as these things are important.

April 29, 1992 (Miami) – Sublime



The Event -

April 29th, 1992

That date was just the beginning of the riots in Los Angeles that would go on for 6 days.

I will give you just a little bit of background, and you will have to look for the rest .

In March of 1991, an African American male named Rodney King was arrested after leading police on a high speed car chase. King had two passengers with him that were in police custody by the time that King got out of the car. Rather than tackle King and handcuff him, the 5 police officers instead tasered him, kicked him in the head and beat him with batons for over a minute.

This become a hot issue as racial tensions were at a boiling point in Southern Los Angeles, and many felt that the police didn’t care for the African American community and treated them poorly. Many stories of arrests like these with excessive police brutality were common. But this was different because this time, the incident was caught on tape and was now being heavily covered by the national media.

The Los Angeles District Attorney had no choice but to charge 4 officers with excessive force they were tried by a jury in Ventura county and after a week of deliberations, on April 29, 1992 the predominately white jury acquitted 3 of the 4 and failed to reach a verdict for the 4th

What happened next should have come as no surprise, crowds gathered on the Los Angeles courthouse in protest and throughout South Central Los Angeles. Police officers ascended on a group at the intersection of Florence and Normandie, but they were outnumbered and retreated.  That group grew and began looting and attacking vehicles and people in them . Beating several people to near death and being covered by news helicopters.

In the days that followed it initially appeared that the police in LA had given up, their presence was not noted in many of the incidents.  Korean shop owners had thus begun using their own firepower against rioters and looters starting an all-out war in South Central LA.

George HW Bush came on tv and denounced random terror and lawlessness and said he would help the mayor of LA control the riots. He also claimed that a Grand Jury investigation would be launched into the Rodney King beating, (subsequently during the Federal trial two of the officers were found guilty and sent to prison)

But what good is a TV address when you are trying to reach an impoverished group, most of whom are outside beating the shit out of everything?

The City issued a dusk to dawn curfew but, how the hell do you enforce it?


You call in the National Guard, and when they are not enough, military police,  and Marines, that should do something right? It did but the damage was already done.  The town was destroyed, fires blazed on. In the end over 11,000 people were arrested and  58 people were dead with another 2000 injured as a direct result of the riots.

The Song-

Right off the bat the first thing that you notice is that the song title references Miami, and then you find that Bradley Nowell the group’s singer inadvertently says “April 26th 1992”. First, supposedly the song was written in Miami. And as for the date, the band has said that Nowell misspoke, but the take was so strong that they left it.

 The song is a hard driving almost reggae beat that Nowell raps over. Talking about the whole situation that lead to the riots, the riots themselves and a general hatred towards the police throughout the situation. Nowell references being a part of the riots and basically making a list of stolen goods and places that he went to. This has been interpreted as a shopping list of what would have happened if the band was in LA at the time of the riots.

Another aspect of the song is numerous police dialogue that took place within the Long Beach Police department during the riots. The end of the song lists a number of cities where riots were supposedly taking place.  I have looked for records of riots taking place in the towns listed, but can’t find any. There were documented riots in San Francisco, and Las Vegas, and Toronto, but I can’t confirm or deny the other towns named in the song.

Like I said, I can’t find proof to confirm all the towns mentioned, but I remember my mom being fearful when me and my brother would play outside. I mean we didn’t live in a major town, but my mom was always a little crazy plus we were right smack dab in the middle of Chicago and Milwaukee, but by no opinion were we in a bad neighborhood,, at least at that time.

I guess I can say that for me, I have always loved this song and felt sort of a connection to it. I was ten years old when this happened, so it was one of the first major things that happened in my lifetime.  I have never experienced the things in this song or anything that happened in LA, but I have seen and been a part of my fair share of crazy shit. In the end I guess I wish that these things didn’t have to happen, but would things be better had they not? Are they better?









American Pie- Don McLean


The event-

February 3, 1959-

The day the music died, and took some big stars with it. The simultaneous deaths of Buddy Holly, Ritchie Valens and JP “the Big Bopper” Richardson. 

The Winter Dance Party was a tour that took place throughout the Midwest, with some of the biggest stars in music at the time all playing together. The tour included the three artists who passed along with Dion and the Belmonts.  The tour kicked off in Milwaukee, and was scheduled to end in Springfield Illinois 23 cities in just as many days.

The musicians were on a bus that had no heat and everyone began getting sick, the drummer for the tour was frostbitten so bad that he was hospitalized. When the tour played Green Bay WI  Holly, Valens, and Dion took turns drumming for each other’s bands. 

On February 2nd the tour played the Surf Ballroom in Clear Lake Iowa and the musicians were growing more and more frustrated and getting sicker and sicker with each stop. Buddy Holly decided to charter a plane for himself and his band, to get them to the next stop in Moorhead, MN.

Waylon Jennings, who was in Holly’s band at the time, gave up his seat for JP Richardson, as Richardson was ill and needed the rest. Meanwhile Tommy Allsup, another of Holly’s band members gave up his seat for the plane to Richie Valens, after losing a coin toss. Dion was also asked to go on the flight but he decided that the fee of $36 was too much.

After the show at the Surf Ballroom had finished, the three stars were driven to the airport where the boarded a Beechcraft Bonanza 35.

 At around 12:55 am the plane took off in light snow.  The owner of the plane reported it missing after he had not received any radio contact from the plane after the takeoff, which he watched. He would later board another of his planes to retrace the route that the flight was supposed to take.  

It didn’t take long for him to find the plane. It had crashed less than 6 miles from the airport, The bodies of the musicians were just lying there throughout the night exposed to the elements of a harsh February winter.
I can’t say much else…

The Song-

McLean has never fully disclosed the meaning of the song, and there are other cryptic messages throughout the song, but colloquially the events that took place on February 3rd have been referred to as The Day the music Died since this song came out.

McLean did state that he learned of the deaths of his heroes as he folded the papers that he was to deliver that morning. 

The song is a doozie at 8 and a half minutes long, and is probably McLean’s most well known song, having been a number 1 song for 4 weeks in 1972.

It starts with a somber piano as accompaniment to McLean’s smooth tenor voice, then gradually builds into a decent slow rocking song.

This is another one of those songs that I like to think that everyone knows. It has been said that the song also points out that in February of 59 America and the world lost some of its innocence, Rock music got harder and darker and the times had changed.

Take from it what you will, to me I hear the song and can only think about the boys who lost their lives in Clear Lake Iowa.










With that I will put today’s history lesson to tan end. Please remember that history isn’t just what is remembered or written about, it’s also the feelings that you have inside of you, the smells and sounds that take you back to a certain moment in time.


Feel free to question everything that I have written here and dig deeper into all of the subject matter.  I have a few more songs to write about, so I will be taking up this idea sometime in the future. Until then, don’t just read about the music, be a part of it.

Tuesday, November 26, 2013

Commercialism

Commercialism

We all have songs stuck in our heads from time to time. Sometimes I feel like I have a whole jukebox stuck in my head, and at any moment I may be randomly blurting out a million different songs.  Most of the time something triggers a certain song, or maybe I have heard it recently, either way I just can’t stop singing songs throughout the day. 

There are other days, where I don’t remember hearing a song but somehow start singing it. Hell sometimes me and woman of the house get the same song in our head at the same time and have no clue as to why. Then while we watch more TV a commercial comes on, and hey, there is that song!

Commercials come to us in our homes or in our cars, or through our headphones. They stay for a while, enough to tell you what they are advertising, and then sometimes just a little longer to stay stuck in our heads.

 In some cases you know the song and get excited because,

“Hey they are using a song I know,”

 And suddenly in the store you are buying ladies shaving cream, not because you need it, but because

 “Hey they used the coolest Joni Mitchell song in their ad, so they deserve some of my money”.

(Plus I like the way that it makes my face feel so smooth, and smell like a bouquet of lavender and chamomile)

In other circumstances, I hear a song on a commercial and I can’t quite remember it, maybe it’s an altered version, but I really like it, and I remember it . So it makes me happy, but I just wish I could figure out where it is that I know that song from.

Other days, I hear a song in a commercial and I don’t know it, but I really like it, then I spend all my time looking for this song. Nowadays the internet makes it easier, but before I had google in my pocket, it was next to impossible to discover. Praise the Lord for the invention of Smart Phones

So after that long introduction, I figured I would show you some of my favorite commercials that feature some classic songs that I love or learned to love after seeing the commercial.
So here is 6 classic commercials, all with great music and great stories.


Kingsford Charcoal-  Fascination by Rob Crow

If you don’t know Rob Crow, maybe you have at least heard of Pinback. If not, that’s cool I still like you, but at least go check them out. Rob Crow is one of the kings of the Indie scene in my opinion.  He has played with dozens of bands that you have never heard of. Don’t worry I don’t know half of them either, and if I had never been turned onto Pinback I wouldn’t have known any of them.

Fascination is a song that you probably have heard a million times and just sort of ignored.  It was a top ten song and was originally done by The Human League.  The Human League were a great 80’s band, and this song which they titled (Keep Feeling) Fascination and Don’t You Want Me were two of their biggest hits.
But in this commercial the whole world just slows down for a bit, and the song  ( by its new musician) does the same.  

This commercial makes me long for the summer, especially today as the snow begins to cover my yard and I inevitably know that I will be shoveling before this day is done. But don’t we all just wish we could always have those care free Saturdays where the only thing on your mind is how much you can eat and drink before the sun goes down?

The reason why I was drawn to this commercial was because it took me a few days to figure out what song it was. I knew I had heard it and I knew that this wasn’t the original, but I couldn’t quite place it. When it comes to music, I try not to look things up as much as possible. I work primarily off my memory so eventually I figured it out and boom, I discovered a great cover by someone I already enjoy. Don’t just take my word for it, watch the video. (be advised it will make you hungry)






State Farm Insurance- Point of Know Return- Kansas

So this is one of those songs that I had heard a few times but personally never paid attention to. When it came to Kansas, I was drawn to Carry on Wayward Son and then Dust in The Wind. It wasn’t that they were bad, I just never gave it much of a listen.  I gave it a better listen after seeing High Fidelity, but it wasn’t until I saw this commercial that I was really drawn to the song.

I mean it really is a kick ass song and has a crazy Time Signature.(but then again, it is Prog Rock). The song is just out of this world, and furthered my love of Kansas and made me check out more of their stuff.

As for the commercial. It was awesome and basically had a guy singing and having fun in his car, jamming, like everyone does, except this dude had no embarrassment. Pulls up to a stop light and just keeps jamming. I know I get caught doing this a lot, and what’s more I probably look much dumber because I never roll my windows down. I live in the AC. (except for like that first week of spring when it feels good to roll down the window again)   So when I roll up next to you, you just see a guy crazily yet silently rocking.
   
I wish State Farm made more commercials like this, and less with Aaron Rodgers(although I do appreciate Da Superfans)  What is really weird is how many commercials that insurance companies have out there too.  Just please no more shitty singers singing the jingle with the magical agent showing up.
So here it is….






Target – So Groovy (Reach Out of the Darkness) – Jocelyn Alice & Right The Stars

This is another cover song, but this one stays pretty true to the original.  The original version of this song was done by Friend and Lover. It was their only hit, but it is a song that most people know and remember.  It was more of a folk rock number back then, so giving it a vamp with some unknown indie artists is well worth it.

To be honest I know nothing about either Jocelyn Alice or Right the Stars, but I am trying to. I really like what I have found from both of them and hope that this commercial zooms them into success.  Jocelyn Alice is a very gifted singer, but she has that voice that so many contemporary women have right now.(think Florence and the Machine or Of Monsters and Men)

 Meanwhile Right The Stars is very refreshing and sounds like 30 different bands and nothing you have ever heard before at the same time.

 So definitely if you have time look them both up. I really, really like Right the Stars.

The commercial was so good, that it always found a way to get caught in everybody in the house’s head. Between myself, Woman of The House and the two boys; someone was always singing the song. It renewed my interest in the original and got me on a weird hippie folk kick for a while (which ended when I started listening to Sukiyaki nonstop)

So here mates, check out this very new Target Commercial






Travelers Insurance – Trouble- Ray LaMontagne

I don’t recall exactly when this commercial came out, but I am sure it was during that weird period of time when Ray LaMontagne was sweeping all over Hollywood.

His songs were on almost every tv show, Parenthood, One Tree Hill, House and many more.  I know that it was well after this song came out that it was on the commercial, but any publicity is good publicity, right?
Ray LaMontagne is one of those guys that just has such a beautiful voice, and it doesn’t matter if he is singing the names of the items on the Dollar Menu at McDonalds; you still want to listen. 

His career has never lead to major mainstream success, but most people through tv or friends or whatever have heard at least one of his songs if not more. All of his albums have sold well, but have proven that the sum of the album  is better than the individual song as none of his singles have had huge success.

I got hipped to Ray LaMontagne by Taylor Hicks from American Idol, when he actually performed this song on American Idol during his run to the top in 2006.

Unfortunately for Taylor, his career lasted just as long as the dog’s in the commercial.

That’s Right this is that cute commercial where the dog just can’t seem to find any protection for his bone, and no matter where he buries it, he seems to think someone is going to find it.



VW Golf - Mr. Roboto – Styx

It’s hard to think that in 1999 people got excited by an Eight speaker cassette stereo system, but this commercial highlighted just that.

This was a commercial that got a lot of people interested in Styx again, as if they needed more people interested in them.

By now, again, I assume everybody has heard at least one Styx song, whether it be by listening to the band hearing a commercial, Pandora recommending it, or even if you have only heard Cartman on South Park singing Come Sail Away. In some way or another I think everyone has heard Styx


The cool thing about this commercial is that you don’t hear the music until the end, you just get to watch Buster Bluth, (that’s right it’s him, they even spoofed it on Arrested Development) dancing and you have no idea what is going on until his friend comes and opens the door, then they just drive away rocking out.

So without any more explanation…..






Levi’s Wide Leg Jeans-  Tainted Love- Soft Cell

Ok so where do I begin, this was an awesome commercial, and was honestly the first time that I had ever heard Tainted Love.

So Tainted Love is an incredible song, and if you have never heard it then, I feel sorry for you, I really mean that.  The song is an old 60’s song by Gloria Jones  , but the version that most people know was the 80’s cut by Soft Cell. Otherwise you may have also heard Marilyn Manson’s version.

Of course since I am an 80s music fanatic I love the soft Cell version and can’t get enough of it. They did tons of different versions of it as well and made it a great dance song.

This commercial was directed by Spike Jonze, and if you don’t know who he is, then you live a sheltered life, (or maybe I do) Spike Jonze has a whole  reel of great commercials, and he has made a few movies, including Where the Wild Things Are and Being John Malkovich. Where I learned to love him was his awesome repertoire of music videos, Bjork, Beastie Boys, Fat Lip, Weezer, Fatboy Slim, Puff Daddy, R.E.M, Daft Punk, the list could go on and on.

What’s crazy too to think about is, how many commercial directors do you know? I don’t know too many, so this to me is by far incredibly awesome.

The commercial does not actually feature anyone doing the song, albeit the actors in the commercial sing it. And after you watch it, going to the hospital will never be the same. Every time I end up in the ER which sadly and lately is a lot I always think of this song. You will too.




I figure I should end there, not because there are not more, but because for me they don’t get any better than that.  

I just want to say that I am aware of the ones I left out, including the VW commercial that features Da Da Da, of course the Coke commercial (Teach the world to sing) and  any of the IPod silhouette commercials, and of course that woo hoo Vonage commercial.

So let me know what else I may have left off, and let me know what you think of the ones that I have shown you, and seriously check out some of the bands, it is worth your time

Monday, November 25, 2013

Titlemania 1 --- 2 Songs 1 title

Titlemania 1

I woke up this morning and all the music news was about One Direction and how well they performed their new song, The Story of My Life.  I was excited, not going to lie, but I was excited for the wrong reason.  You see I only caught the last hour and a half of the AMA’s last night, so I was not able to see them perform. Also, I have never really paid much attention to One Direction. I don’t think they suck, but I am just a little too old for Boy Bands.

 So I was excited to see how well these guys were doing this song, after all it is a song that I like very much. That’s when I found out the bad news. One Direction was doing their new song, which was not a cover of the Social Distortion song Story of My Life. 

I stepped away from the internet disappointed and a little bewildered, I couldn’t believe those fiendish Brits could fool me like that. I then went on to realize that this was not the first time that such a thing had happened. Of course we have all been fooled like this once or twice before.  So I have compiled a list of songs with the same name and made it sort of a wrestling match, reminiscent of the 80’s; winner takes all, no songs barred this will be epic.



Story of My Life
One Direction vs. Social Distortion


Really, I would like to say that this is no contest, but The One Direction song isn’t the worst song I have ever heard, and for its genre and market it is everything that it needs to be. The video is also pretty cool. The song is not fast, definitely not danceable, and It is not really a great love song. In fact, I don’t really understand the lyrics and how they match up with the video. Also, I don’t want to accuse them of anything, but parts of the song sound majorly auto tuned. Yes I know everyone does it these days, and I don’t like it. I can’t confirm whether or not this song is auto tuned, but it sounds like it, so I have my doubts.

On the other Hand, Social Distortion, also has a great looking video and the song really speaks to the major population of youth in any generation. There is no way this was auto tuned, unless someone did a shitty job of it. There is more angst in this song and that is what I like in a song about “my life” Plus the other criteria that will come in handy throughout this post is that I originally thought One Direction was covering Social Distortion, therefore Round One goes to Social Distortion.








Creep
Radiohead vs. TLC

So Radiohead is one of those bands that you either love or hate. If you were cool in the 90’s or at least wanted to be, then you loved Radiohead or said you did. I like Radiohead, I don’t love them, I never got on their bandwagon.  To be honest; Creep is my favorite Radiohead song.  

So, that has to weigh heavily on my opinion. It is early 90’s alternative. It’s right on the border of being grunge and that is not bad for a British band.  The song is a great anthem for anyone that’s ever been picked on and especially anyone that has fallen in love outside of their league. There are moments throughout the verses that are so introverted but the chorus is so loud and almost a fuck you to all the naysayers.

Then there is TLC, This song came out two years after the Radiohead song. I don’t think that anyone has ever mistaken this as a cover or thought that the songs were even remotely related. TLC’s song is about infidelity and taken from the perspective that if your man is cheating on you and you find out, then you should cheat too. Cheating is apparently referred to as creeping, so when T-Boz creeps, she is essentially getting some on the side.  The song won a Grammy in 1996, and definitely sold more copies than Radiohead’s song.

So the winner is….

Radiohead, was it ever really a doubt? Sure TLC had the more popular song, but Radiohead’s song means so much more. Lyrics alone, Radiohead is the winner.









The Power of Love
Huey Lewis and the News vs. Celine Dion




No fucking contest!!! Huey wins hands down!!














Rag Doll
Aerosmith vs. The Four Seasons



So Aerosmith is a great band, and this song is definitely a classic. But at the same time, can you deny the Four Seasons anything? Both songs are completely different. One from the 80s and one from the 60’s.  Aerosmith’s song has an old time feel to it, with the horns and the clarinet and Steven Tyler scatting. The Four season’s song has an old time feel to it, because well, it is an old time song.  What it comes down to in this one is likability and skippable.


Skippable is a new word I made up, but for anyone that has Pandora or Last.fm or any other radio device; skippable should come as no surprise. It would be how you describe a song that you like, but maybe right now you just don’t want to hear it, or you would rather hear something else. 

So when you get to these two songs on the list, in my opinion, Aerosmith’s song is skippable, therefore the winner is The Four Seasons.













Walking On Broken Glass
Mest vs. Annie Lennox

Just because you haven’t heard too many songs by Mest, doesn’t mean that they can’t write good songs. 

Mest was one of those bands that I fell in love with as soon as I first heard them. I wished that they would get more popular but they never did. Their self-titled 4th cd featured a slew of great songs, they were a great pop punk band in their day. Well needless to say one of their songs was called Walking on Broken Glass

Meanwhile Annie Lennox is an incredible musician who was so successful with Eurythmics then decided to release a solo album appropriately titled Diva. One of the singles from that album was Walking on Broken Glass. The video was this old school Victorian piece that featured, Dr. House and John Malkovich. John Fucking Malkovich. 

Do I dare continue?

No, Lennox wins this one easily. Think about it this way, one of the videos below has over 4 million views. The other just over 4 hundred. I love Mest and still want a Mest tattoo but in this battle, Annie Lennox took them to school.









Battle Royale
VENUS
By:
Frankie Avalon
Shocking Blue
Bananarama (cover of Shocking Blue)
Billy Idol
Low
Theatre of Tragedy
The Feelers
Butthole Surfers
Lady Gaga
Azealia Banks

This is one of those times where you think you have to go with the oldie, I mean, Frankie Avalon is a heartthrob, he starred in summer movies with Annette, but then he played the Teen Angel in Grease. 

Shocking Blue made a good song, and it was totally hippieriffic but Bananarama made it better(at least for me), they revamped it for the 80’s and took it back to the top.

Billy Idol made a song called Venus but not too many people have heard it and anyone that finds it on YouTube is usually accidental.  The Butthole Surfers song is just fucking crazy. I like it, but not enough to ever declare it a winner of this over the top rope match.

Lady Gaga and Azealia Banks are in the battle but their songs are so wet behind the ears that they are easily thrown away. Time will tell if either of these songs become a hit, they are both very good songs, just have yet to stand up to the test of time, I definitely recommend checking them both out. (for the record one on one, Banks would win)

So that leaves us with The Feelers and Low, both slow tempo songs and both indie records. The Feelers make a decent attempt at a good song and ramp up the volume towards the end of the song. Meanwhile Low’s song just sort of seems to drag on. But it seems ok, and Low has some of the most beautiful harmonies that the world has ever heard. On top of that Low is the only participant that I have seen live, so my heartstrings tell me to go there. In the end it is too close to call.

I am torn between two of these Bananarama and Low, so I will call it a tie for now and let you lovely folks pick the winner.











It’s My Life
The Animals vs. Bon Jovi

This is an epic battle, two songs both great songs, but both not their bands most famous.  The Animals hit paydirt with House of The Rising Sun, meanwhile Livin on a Prayer is so good it is currently back in The Billboard Hot 100 due to a crazy viral video. That is seriously nuts.

 But back to the title at hand; Bon Jovi’s song went to number 33, while the Animals went to 23. Ok, so that is not much of a difference. What it comes down to is skippability (whether or not a song is skippable) and live value. I was recently offered the chance to go see Bon Jovi, but I turned it down, because I knew I would just be waiting for Wanted Dead or Alive and Livin on a Prayer. I never even thought about It’s my life. 

Meanwhile if you told me I could go see the complete original lineup of The Animals, back together in concert. I would be there in a heartbeat waiting to hear every song they had, including It’s My Life. 
Therefore, the Winner is, The Animals.











Triple Threat Match
Holiday
Green Day vs. weezer vs. Madonna

This is the main event and is for all the marbles. Obviously it is easy to state whose corner I am in, but don’t worry this won’t be any Montreal Screwjob.  

Green Day comes in the strongest with their song being the most recent and the one that probably more people know.  Madonna has a fighting chance though because realistically her song peaked higher on the charts.  But then there is weezer who comes to battle with a song that never was a single but loved by many. Weezer’s song was featured in the movie Accepted and recently covered by the Chipmunks.  Honestly The chipmunks do it justice.


Lyrically Weezer and Madonna’s song are similar in the sense that they are both very much interested in going on a vacation. Madonna’s is a fun version while weezer wants to run away and be isolated with you. Meanwhile Green Day is turning their lives into a Holiday and making a very obvious political statement. If you don’t remember this is from the American Idiot album which was very Anti GW Bush.


In the end what it comes down to is likeability and again skippability. That pushes Green Day right out the window because I would skip that song 9 out of 10 times I heard it. The other two I would let play, and sing along with both. But only one would get me off my ass. Madonna. 

That’s right. I love this track, and what really makes it worthwhile is when Adam Sandler sings it in The Wedding Singer. 

Winner Madonna 





                                                                                            
For the record, there were a few prelims. Hall and Oates won over Nelly Furtado for the Maneater title. Queen and Jefferson Airplane battled to a draw for Somebody To Love and, Def Leppard beat the shit out of Ringo Starr for Photograph.


Thank you for reading today, I would love to know if you disagree, agree, or have others that I left out. I know that there are plenty and I hope to have a Titlemania 2 sometime in the future.  Keep rocking and we will see you soon. 

Friday, November 22, 2013

My Top Ten Videos

My top ten music videos

This is one of those lists where everyone can make their own. There are some videos out there that the whole world enjoyed, just because of their movie like quality, Think Thriller or November Rain. And then there are those other videos that people just think are so cool because they are obscure and have a very arthouse feeling to them. Think any video Bjork ever made.

So outside of that this is my list these are the videos that got me into crazy music or made me love certain bands. Or maybe some of them are just those videos that I waited to see when I was watching music videos for hours on end. Either way this is my list. And, honestly this time I hope you make your own list, because we can’t always agree so here it is my top ten



10. Here It Goes Again by OK Go

So it seems like everyone has something to say about this video, and the whole world has seen it, at least by now I hope you have.  I don’t want to sound like a snob, but I was already into OK Go before this video came out.  (They had a song called Get Over It that also had a really kick ass video)

But this video is the one that made everyone fall in love with them, and rightfully so. The video if you haven’t seen it yet is one of the most beautifully choreographed videos that I have ever seen.
Plus they don’t just dance!
 No- No that would be too easy and they had done that before, this time they do the whole damn thing on a treadmill.
 They won a Grammy for it and millions of fans. The video has been viewed almost 70 million times on YouTube! That’s a lot of times. That is the equivalency of One fourth the population of the United States of America. So literally 1 in 4 people have seen this video, I don’t know of too many videos that can say that.

 But I digress; the video is great so here, just watch it








9. Black or White by Michael Jackson

Do you remember this video?

Oh man it was an event when it came out seriously it debuted during primetime on the Fox Network, it was seriously an experience. I remember seriously waiting for this video. I loved Michel Jackson and I forced my whole family to watch this, because we only had one tv at the time. The original video had Macaulay Culkin in it. And Norm from Cheers. And at the end Bart Simpson was in it. It was incredible.

There was controversy and my mom got mad because in the second half of the video The King of Pop went berserk did some killer dance moves and smashed a car and blew up a building. Oh and he grabbed his crotch what seemed like a million times. (This was a problem because in my house I was always imitating his dance moves and my dad hated when I grabbed my crotch)  MJ would later apologize for this and most video networks only aired the first half.

The video had so many cool elements to it, starting with Culkin’s Looney Tunes-esque amp settings. Then, Michael is seen dancing all over the world and each scene sort of blends into each other until he starts walking through fire, then Macaulay is rapping on what looks like the Huxtable family’s front steps.(I always waited for Rudy to pop out and dance with Buuud). Then back to MJ on the Statue of liberty then the cool morphing face thing. Everything was great. I just loved it

So below you will find 2 videos, the main video and then the extended ending. Check them both out and try to feel how I felt when it aired in one piece straight and I was just a Nine year old so enthralled.











8. Money for Nothing -  Dire Straits

This video was incredible, at least for me it was. I usually play this song on the jukebox when I am drinking, and no one seems to get mad, even when the song says the word faggot. Of course the video doesn’t include the second verse, but most people have heard it by now.  Personally I don’t want to get into that conversation right now, so whatever

But the video was pure cool as hell as far as I was concerned.  And Mtv thought so too, even though the video questions what it takes to be a rock star, Sting chanting “I want my MTV” was enough for those folks to call this the Video of the year in 1986. 

But let’s be honest, it deserved the award.

It had this cool 3d looking cartoon that nobody had really seen before, who cares if they were square and rectangle shaped people, it was cool. So those cartoon guys are watching MTV and on their TV Dire Straits are performing live with cool neon instruments and colors plus some weird lingerie video is in there.  

Supposedly that is how the song came about too. Mark Knopfler was at an appliance store and MTV was on and the workers were complaining and saying some of the song’s lyrics.  

That’s perfect. Plus after hearing the song MTV begged him to make the video and that is awesome too.

Later, Weird Al copied the video and song for his Beverly Hillbillies song,  for the movie UHF, but Knopfler even plays guitar for that song, so I say that is pretty cool in of itself. So the song is great, the video is cool check it out.







7. Virtual Insanity -  Jamiroquai

Bleeding couches, cockroaches and an ominous crow flying around, what more do you need to have a hit video right?

Oh the floor moves too? 

And sometimes the furniture?

That’s crazy, crazy cool as hell.

This video was crazy and it was made completely in the opposite way that you might think. But either way it was one of the coolest videos that I had ever seen.  This was another MTV best video winner, and actually is the band’s most popular song. Unless you count Canned Heat which Napoleon Dynamite dances to in the movie to get Pedro a winning vote.

To be honest I never really cared much for the song.  But I always thought the video was cool as hell. I always tried to act like my hallway was moving and dance in it while being dragged away. Of course I didn’t have a fuzzy giant hat so I didn’t look as cool as Jay Kay, but I tried.






6. Short Skirt/Long Jacket -  Cake

Ok, so this video is not really a video. I mean that in that it has no production value. The first time I saw it I was confused as hell.  I mean I already liked Cake so it wasn’t like it was a new band to me or anything.  But the video was out there.

 Hell you may call this lazy, but just watch the video I don’t want to give anything away.





Ok, am I right? It’s a good song and the video is hilarious, and shit you don’t know exactly whats going on. Admit you liked it.






5. Faith -  George Michael

I apologize to the woman of the house and my father, but that ass is incredible. And, yes I am talking about the close up’s of George’s ass.  I have already talked about this album on my blog, it was the first tape I ever bought and this video is why. I wanted to be George Michael when I was six. Hell I still do.

This video was so iconic and it is such a great representation of the late Eighties.  It was really a simple video with George wearing a leather jacket and tight jeans singing and shaking his ass in front of a jukebox, with a chick standing next to it. Plus at the beginning you get to hear his other song I Want Your Sex, plus an organ plays Freedom. IT didn’t have fancy editing other than the color, but that was easy.  It was enough to help make the song number 1 and the top selling single of 1988.

Well you are entitled to your own opinion of course, and George Michael had his, -and he resented to being a sex symbol and idolized so in his video for Freedom! ’90 he burns the jacket and pants and blows up the guitar and jukebox. That video kind of made me sad. But hey what can you do. 





4. Touch of Grey – Grateful Dead

I would love to tell you that I was into the dead forever, and realistically I was 5 when I first  saw this video, but I never looked into their back catalogue until I got older. But hey this apparently was their first video and their biggest commercial song of all time.  It was this song that would keep me going back for more.

Let me quickly state that if you have not given the Grateful Dead a proper listen I suggest you do. I don’t want to veer off subject here, but the band is the greatest Jam band of all time. (We can have this argument some time if you like)  It’s not even about the jamming, but the instrumentation that they use, the organs that just grind in your ears, Not one drummer but two. Playing drums percussion and making great noises, the deep bass that sometimes seems to be thumping at its own beat and the guitars, they go back and forth loud quiet melodic harmonizing. Oh and you want to talk about harmonizing check out their vocals. The group comes together for some of the greatest vocal harmonization that a group of white boys has ever done. (Fuck You ‘N Sync)

OK, back to Touch of Grey.

The video was so cool, it was in a concert setting; and frankly can you present the Dead in any other way? The video begins with the band being represented by marionettes, but these aren’t just any marionettes, these are skeletons. Halfway through a dog runs off with a leg. Then all of a sudden they become humans, in the end we find out that the humans are marionettes as well being controlled by skeletons.

I tell you what, this isn’t a video that many people refer to as one of the best, but this was one of the ones that I waited for on Saturday mornings.(while other kids watched cartoons I watched music videos, until my brother would wake up, beat me up and steal the remote). Something about this video was cool to me, maybe it was because my dad absolutely hated the Grateful Dead, and I just wanted to rebel, I don’t know, but I always loved it. Just check it man.






3. Take on Me -   A-ha

If you haven’t seen this video by now, then where the hell have you been? This video, actually lost Video of the year honors in 1986 to the previously mentioned Money for Nothing. But who are we kidding, MTV played this one more, and more people know this song in my opinion.
The video looks awesome; I don’t care if A-ha never amounted to anything.

Ok, so this chick reads a comic while at a diner, when the guy in the comic pulls her into it. Then the waitress at the diner thinks the girl has dined and ditched so she crumples the comic and throws it away. But the comic character is being chased by a man so he rips a hole in the book so the girl can escape and suddenly she is in the diner, so she grabs the comic out of the garbage and runs home, and actually does then dine and ditch.  

So now she is at home and the comic book character starts banging on the pages then suddenly he is in her hallway flailing back and forth until he becomes a human then all is well with the world.
It sounds crazy when you read it, but the video does look superb, maybe the song is garbage, I don’t know nor do I care because I love the song and the video is one of my favorites.




2. Once in a Lifetime - Talking Heads

I wasn’t even born when this video came out, but the first time I saw it, it was the coolest and craziest thing that I had ever seen.

If you haven’t listened to Talking Heads you really should. They were a great New Wave band and had tons of hits, plus if you ever heard one of those stupid Billy the Bass things, then you already know the song Take Me to the River (yes I know Al Green and a bunch of other people  did it first, but their version was the most popular)  They also had hits with And She Was and Burning Down the House.

But this video is crazy ok, David Byrne, who was their singer is the only member of the band in the video, and he is just singing and doing a crazy dance, sometimes in front of a weird screen and  whilst  a group of 4 clones dance behind him. Meanwhile Byrne just gets crazier and crazier and he starts sweating profusely.  I am almost positive that at some point during the video he has a seizure. Every now and then he is in a weird blue pool of sperm like stuff. At one point something squeezes his head. Then at the end there are just nice shots of him singing.

Makes less sense than A-ha’s video doesn’t it? But that is why I loved it, it was crazy and had no story and the dancing and mannerisms were so easy to imitate.

It’s crazy but every now and then I think that somehow my son Rivers has seen this video because it is exactly how he dances, but I am pretty sure I never made him watch the video, I think I will now though.

This video was hard to find on the internet and it may be gone by the time you read this. 




1. Buddy Holly- Weezer

OK, I mentioned it yesterday and I mention them all the time, I know that it is very controversial and totally biased to put this video at number One, but that is why I had the long preface at the beginning to make sure you understood, that I determined the order of this list. For what it’s worth this video actually appears on a lot of great video lists.

This video was actually nominated for MTV’s video of the year in 1995 and won as Best Alternative Video , Best Direction, and a few more.  I feel like I am arguing a case for it, when really I shouldn’t have to, but I just want you to understand it was a great and highly respected video
I won’t get into what the video did for me, because I gush enough about weezer on this blog every other day.  So, how about a little info on the video instead?

This was directed by Spike Jonze who directed so many great videos back in the day.

  The band is shown at Arnold’s on the set of Happy Days and after Al introduces them they play their song. All of the Happy Days cast is there, hanging out and watching. Hell Fonzie does one hell of a dance. Richie likes it, and Joanie has a crush on Pat(the drummer). Chachi isn’t there so he didn’t mind. Pat also points at Fonzie and it’s cool as hell  Rivers makes eyes at Richie’s girl and that pisses him off so he runs to the bathroom, but comes back and enjoys it later  At one point Potsie clearly sings along, and later he and Ralph are obviously devastated that weezer is so damn good.  Then Fonzie leaves with the chicks, Al talks to the band and Matt(bassist) tells him the fish isn’t good.

Did I leave anything out?

Ok so, it really was an awesome video and the editing was impressive. Every now and then I see an episode of happy days and recognize a brief second and know that it’s from the video. Once I even saw the episode where Fonzie dances.  So really just check it out it was a beautiful video that changed my life.








So those are the videos that meant something to me. That’s my top ten. I know that my opinion totally goes against the grain of the world. Usually you would have seen Thriller and Sledgehammer and other 80’s videos that people gush over. But those were the ones that did it for me.  Thanks for reading.